the history pt. 1

i've always enjoyed melancholy, even as a child. My favorite tv shows - Little House on the Prairie, Our House, Life Goes On...tearjerkers everyone. So when I hit puberty and the real angst kicked in - heaven. I enjoyed every minute of it: painted my fingernails black, listened to The Cure, REM, and The Smiths for hours on end...I was really in my element.
When I got to high school and came across an awesome English teacher (thanks Mr. Boehne) - of course I fell in love with Shakespeare, Frost & Plath, and decided to write...you know (are you gonna make me say it?)...the great American novel. And all of the sudden it made sense - all the melancholy. o\Of course! I was a tortured artist. I felt things more deeply than others. Suffered for my art. It was my cross to (proudly, enthusiastically even) bear.
College brought a little maturity - I realized that the discipline required for novel writing was WAY out of my league, at any rate. It also brought something magical: the discovery of self-medicating. I was a drinker and occasional pot smoker in high school, but college was a whole new ball game. I soon found a reason & method to obtain an altered state of mind at least 4 out of 7 nights a week. And life was good.
Six years later (yes, six - no surprise) I graduated, engaged to my now-husband, and - for reasons I won't delve into here - ended up back in my hometown. Apparently I have a fondness for cliche. A couple years go by, there's a wedding (a gorgeous one, btw) and talk of having babies. I realize it suddenly matters how I take care of my body, so I decide to quit smoking. After, i don't know...eight attempts, we'll say, I start this brand-new, raved-about drug called Zyban. And everything - I mean EVERYTHING - changed...again.
For one, I no longer enjoyed melancholy. Whatever kick it was that I got out of wallowing in misery...the Zyban (wellbutrin) blocked the receptor in my brain that made it possible. There was just no emotional pay-off all of the sudden. At first, this was heart-breaking. The only thing I ever really enjoyed - misery - and now I couldn't even enjoy that. What's more, I couldn't even muster up any righteous indignation over the loss of my love...of...er, misery. I was too damn...content.
No, really - happy. I had become one of those women iI so prided myself on despising: trying on wedding dresses, tasting cakes, reading (insert shudder of disgust) women's magazines - and loving every minute of it. What had become of me?